All Clark wants to do for Christmas is give his family a brand new swimming pool in their backyard. Throughout the movie, he's constantly worrying about not being able to afford it since his Christmas bonus check hasn't come in the mail yet. Still, this doesn't stop him from daydreaming about all the fun they'll have with the new pool. That is until cousin Eddie appears in his daydream wearing a wifebeater, flippers, and a leopard print banana hammock while chugging a beer. Classy as ever, Eddie. Clark's dream then shifts to a fantasy of the lingerie saleswoman, who he met earlier in the movie, stripping out of her bathing suit right before his eyes on the diving board of the pool. Personally, I've always been thankful that it wasn't cousin Eddie doing the stripping in this daydream sequence.
Yes, what you need is to come into the room wearing nothing but a leopard print banana hammock. Now that will change things up. Of course, it might be a change in the sense that from now on she wont be able to stop laughing the entire time youre in the room. Or any time she looks at you ever again. But hey, when monotony sets in, any change is good change, right? And laughter is sort of like sexual desire. At least, thats what my wife keeps reassuring me...
Puka "pupcakes" D. says:
but i think leopard print banana hammock would suit you better, G
Glad someone finally agrees with me!
This is for all the guys with leopard print banana hammocks hidden in their dressers. A man ran through Prabal Gurung’s show during fall fashion week in New York, wearing nothing but red tube socks, a stylish trench coat and a crown.