well... LOL you never know they seem to be a pretty friendly people
reverse that then: you could learn it from some dude in leopard print banana hammock
All Clark wants to do for Christmas is give his family a brand new swimming pool in their backyard. Throughout the movie, he's constantly worrying about not being able to afford it since his Christmas bonus check hasn't come in the mail yet. Still, this doesn't stop him from daydreaming about all the fun they'll have with the new pool. That is until cousin Eddie appears in his daydream wearing a wifebeater, flippers, and a leopard print banana hammock while chugging a beer. Classy as ever, Eddie. Clark's dream then shifts to a fantasy of the lingerie saleswoman, who he met earlier in the movie, stripping out of her bathing suit right before his eyes on the diving board of the pool. Personally, I've always been thankful that it wasn't cousin Eddie doing the stripping in this daydream sequence.
Yes, what you need is to come into the room wearing nothing but a leopard print banana hammock. Now that will change things up. Of course, it might be a change in the sense that from now on she wont be able to stop laughing the entire time youre in the room. Or any time she looks at you ever again. But hey, when monotony sets in, any change is good change, right? And laughter is sort of like sexual desire. At least, thats what my wife keeps reassuring me...
This was literally the first guy I saw. I like how the dude on the left is like, “HOLY CRAP! The guy that just passed me was wearing a lime green, leopard print banana hammock!” It was so .